“Why Do Some People Make A Sh*t Load of  Clams in Business… While Most End Up in the Gutter?”

(This REALLY is “about me,” so stay sharp, young Padawan.)

Ever cast a spell on your prospects—so powerful, so irresistible, they go batsh*t crazy just to SEE your offer?

You place an order button in their path… and BAM!

They’re drawn in like moths to a flame.

Their plastic’s out.

Grabbin’ your offer…

…the upsell, the cross-sell—every last rainbow under the sun.

Possessed by some sort of consumer demon.

💡 Newsflash: People love to buy. They just hate being sold to.

Mind-Control Spells? Not Quite. But…

What if I told you the real magic isn’t in some shady hypnosis trick… but something far simpler?

SPELLing.

🧙‍♂️ Because the power is NOT in the product… it’s in the words that sell it… the “emotional” links that connect.

That’s what moves the needle.

Think about it.

PET ROCKS = fortune? Who’da thunk!

So, why do some businesses rake in millions, selling shit products, while others with far better offers struggle to make a dime?

It’s all about the copy.

Ball Bustin’ Conversion Rates That’ll Make You Cry (In a Good Way)

There’s no gettin’ away from it…

Hot copy sells. Cold copy flops. It’s that simple.

With the right words, you don’t need to hire an army of “closers” (Headache City)

Your words WILL do the selling for you.

So Here’s the Dealeo…

I’ll show you exactly how much more money the right copy can push into your bank account.

Because when you’re done munching on my persuasion nuggets, your biggest problem will be…

🚨 “OUT OF STOCK, SLOW COACH!” (I’m off to ‘kin Bahamas.) 🚨

What You’ll Get:

✔ More revenue—without lifting a finger.
✔ Business growth—without financial risk.
✔ More customers—without chasing leads.
✔ New income streams—without learning new skills.
✔ Higher sales—without changing your current operations.
✔ Market expansion—without spending years on research.
✔ Optimized offers—without complicated analysis.

And much, MUCH more…

But before I drop all the secret sauce, let’s rewind.

Who’s Cheezy Guy, Anyway?

David (AKA Dedo) Harrison. Copywriting mercenary. Marketing gladiator. Your Champion.

The wizard of wordsmithery linking the right words in the right way for the right response.

For 30 years, he’s been battling in the halls of commerce.
For 7 years, he’s been writing sales copy that prints money.

Zoned out on direct response marketing like a monk.
Mentored by “THE” biggest kahunas in the industry.
Obsessed with human psychology, persuasion, and influence.

Now, he helps business owners like you STOP struggling and start banking.

DedoHarrison Ltd… freshly branded in the City of London.

And we’ve launched this ship out on a sea of relations.

Here’s How It Works

👇Click the 1st link and let’s have coffee (’cause we might have something far more 🥸interesting for you)

1️⃣ Exploratory Chat – Quick call over coffee to see if we’re a good fit.
2️⃣ Discovery Brief – So we know exactly how to turn your market into buyers.
3️⃣ Deep Market Dive – Uncover hidden pain points & messaging gold.
4️⃣ Sentiment Editing – Make sure your copy speaks your customers’ language.
5️⃣ Final Polished Copy – Sales copy so persuasive, your buyers will be beggin’ for more.

And if you’re not doing cartwheels at every step?

We hit the brakes. Test, tweak, refine.

Because half-assed doesn’t cut it on our manor.

The Price? Wrong Question.

The REAL question is…

💸 How much will it COST you if you don’t make the right move?

🚨 Blockbuster ignored Netflix. (Oops.)
🚨 Toys R Us didn’t evolve. (Dead.)
🚨 Remington Razors CEO rejected Velcro. (It’s now worth billions.)

Don’t be that guy/gal… whomever!

So, Here’s Your Choice…

Take the RED pill and stay in Kansas…

Or take the BLUE pill, and I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Your move.