“Why Do Some People Make A Sh*t Load of  Clams in Business… While Most End Up in the Gutter?”

(This REALLY is “about me,” so stay sharp, young Padawan.)

Ever cast a spell on your prospects—so powerful, so irresistible, they go batsh*t crazy just to SEE your offer?

You place an order button in their path… and BAM!

They’re drawn in like moths to a flame.

Their plastic’s out.

Grabbin’ your offer…

…the upsell, the cross-sell—every last rainbow under the sun.

Possessed by some sort of consumer demon.

💡 Newsflash: People love to buy. They just hate being sold to.

Mind-Control Spells? Not Quite. But…

What if I told you the real magic isn’t in some shady hypnosis trick… but something far simpler?

SPELLing & Resonance!

🧙‍♂️ Because the power is NOT in the product… It’s in the words that sell it… the “emotional” links that connect.

That’s what moves the needle.

Think about it.

PET ROCKS = fortune? Who’da thunk!

So, why do some businesses rake in millions, selling shit products, while others with far better offers struggle to make a dime?

It’s all about the copy.

Ball Bustin’ Conversion Rates That’ll Make You Cry (In a Good Way)

There’s no gettin’ away from it…

Hot copy sells. Cold copy flops. It’s that simple.

With the right words, you don’t need to hire an army of “closers” (Headache City)

Your words WILL do the selling for you.

So Here’s the Dealeo…

I’ll show you exactly how much more money the right copy can push into your bank account.

‘Cause when you’re done munching on my persuasion nuggets, your biggest problem will be…

🚨 “OUT OF STOCK, SLOW COACH!” (I’m off to ‘kin Bahamas.) 🚨

What You’ll Get:

✔ More revenue—without lifting a finger.
✔ Business growth—without financial risk.
✔ More customers—without chasing leads.
✔ New income streams—without learning new skills.
✔ Higher sales—without changing your current operations.
✔ Market expansion—without spending years on research.
✔ Optimized offers—without complicated analysis.

And much, MUCH more…

But before I drop the secret sauce, let’s rewind a bit.

💥 Most people? Their radar’s jammed.

Static Noise.

Endless thoughts pinging around like an ADHD kid on a sugar rush.
They can’t see the real signal because they’re too busy chasing blips that don’t matter.

(And if you’re honest, you’ve felt it too: that chaotic buzz inside your own skull.)

But here’s the twist…

When you dial down the noise and actually feel the right signal?
When your mind isn’t hijacking the show 24/7?
That’s when business (hell, life itself) becomes stupidly simple.

✅The right moves pop up like neon signs.
✅The right people show up.
✅The right offers click.

Your path forward stops feeling like a knife fight in a phone booth, and starts feeling like a ‘kin treasure map.

And guess what?
That’s the real difference between hustling in the gutter and hitting payday after payday.

Which leads into…

Who’s Cheezy Guy, Anyway?

Name’s David “Dedo” Harrison.

👉Copywriter. Business Revivalist. Bullsh*t Exterminator.

👉30 years wrestling the marketplace.

👉7 years writing conversion crack that gets the dopamine flowing.

👉Trained by marketing’s Big Kahunas.

👉Built a radar sharp enough to slice through static like a hot knife through marshmallows.

Now?

I help business owners clean up their radar.
Toss the junk. Tune into what actually matters.
Then strap on rocket boosters made of pure sales momentum.

It’s not witchcraft. It’s not luck.
It’s ruthless clarity.

And if you’re ready to stop getting tossed around by the noise…
Stick around.
The best is just warming up.

1️⃣ Exploratory Chat –
A no-pressure, “shoes-off” kinda convo.
We’ll kick back, compare notes, and sniff out whether there’s real gold sitting quietly in your backyard (hint: there usually is).

2️⃣ Discovery Brief –
This isn’t some boring, bloated questionnaire.
We dig fast and sharp, pinpointing exactly where your market’s pain points and cravings are hiding (the kind they don’t even realize they’re dying to fix).

3️⃣ Deep Market Dive –
We slip into the customer’s shoes — their fears, dreams, late-night Google searches — until we know them better than they know themselves.
Then we build offers and messages that whisper straight into that brain chatter.

4️⃣ Sentiment Editing –
Forget “features and benefits” nonsense.
We fine-tune your message so it feels like a damn memory in your prospect’s heart — something they’ve wanted forever but just couldn’t name yet.

5️⃣ Final Polished Copy –
By the time we’re done, your offer won’t just “sound good.”
It’ll feel inevitable — like gravity.

Buyers will be beggin’ for the chance to say yes.

🚨 And if you’re not cartwheeling in your kitchen after every step?
We don’t bulldoze forward. We stop. We listen. We tweak.
Because “good enough” is for chumps — and that ain’t how we roll.

You built something for a reason.
We’re just here to wake it up, amplify it, and put it into the right hands at the right time… without wrecking what you’ve already bled for.

One sip of coffee. One conversation. One rabbit hole you’ll be glad you tumbled down.

Let’s move.

The Price?

You’re Asking the Wrong Wiseguy.

This ain’t about the price tag,

NOPE!

💥 The real score?
It’s the silent cost of standing still while the parade rolls past.

You think Netflix paid more than Blockbuster?
Nah.
They moved when it mattered.

You think Toys R Us went broke ‘cause they spent too much?
Nope.
They froze.
They clung to the past like a drunk to a lamppost, and the future tore ’em down.

Velcro?
Pitched to Remington’s CEO.
He laughed.
Velcro laughed all the way to the bank.

Here’s the ugly little secret nobody prints on glossy brochures:

Indecision is a full-time mugger.

It doesn’t take your wallet.
It robs your momentum.
Your edge.
Your empire.

And when you finally realize it…
It’s already sitting in somebody else’s vault.

So don’t ask, “What does it cost?”
Ask, “What will it cost me if I don’t move?”

Because at the end of the day…

It gets dark!

You’ll either sign deals —
or sign autographs…

for the ones who did.

Now Imagine…

You’re standing in a dim-lit hallway.

One door creaks open to the life you already know… safe, familiar, usual.

👎Same battles.

👎Same grind.

The other door swings wide to a world built on what you’ve already got…

👍only amplified,

👍optimized,

👍multiplied.

No tearing down. No “start from scratch.”

Just jet fuel poured onto the fire you’ve already lit.

All it takes is one tiny step.

Stay in Kansas, clinging to what you know…

Or take the blue pill 🟦…

And watch us turn your business into the machine it was meant to be.

No chaos. No drama. Just momentum.

Your move.