Why Some People Almost Always Make A Sh*t Load Of Clams In Business

And The Majority End Up In The Gutter?

(This REALLY is "about me,"... so be patient young padawan!)

Have you ever cast a spell on your prospects - making your OFFER so irresistible they go bat-sh*t crazy to own it?

[Knowledge Nugget: Patients in mental institutions used to be fed bat droppings in the hope concentrations of Vitamin K would calm them... Unfortunately, it had the opposite effect.]

Well, I’ve seen it happen…
…you place an order button in their path - and they’re drawn to it like moths to a flame. (it’s like they’re hypNOtized; they REALLY can’t help themselves.)

In a flash, they've whisked out their plastic,  grabbing your offer, the upsell, cross-sell, EVERY rainbow under the sun!
It’s like a consumer demons' possessed them.

NOTE: Folk Love buying shit - BUT they HATE being SOLD too!

Mind Controlling Spells

You’d swear it’s magic, yet, you know - magic spells are baloney.

But get this...

The magic of "SPELLing" ain't!
And it’s in writing smokin’ hot sales copy - think about it…

Any serious entrepreneur owes their wealth to kick-ass sales copy.
I mean, seriously…
How do you think people got rich selling PET ROCKS?

NOTE: Pet rocks are fetchin' 20x what they were sold for back in '75 (A Crazy World Huh!)

"It’s all about the copy."

And how about all those businesses shattering sales records - selling products NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS YOURS?

Yep...

It’s all about the sales copy.

Ball Busting Rates!

Once you grab hold of someone who knows how to write searing HOT copy - you too can begin seeing some eye-popping conversion rates.

Now...

Here’s the good news.
We'll show you how much extra money the right copy can push into your bank account.

Because when you've done munchin' on these nuggets... You’ll have a persuasion detonator so powerful - they'll be a big sign sayin'...

OUT OF STOCK SLOW-COACH! (I'm off to the 'kin Bahamas)

So, listen up...

Lets Do Coffee - And I’ll Hand Over "THE" Super Sauce For A Winning Sales Campaign (We do Things Lightning Quick on This Ranch)

Pumpin' so much extra moolah into your account, you'll be crying with relief!

A bold claim, I know... although here’s a sprinkling of what’s in store…

NEWSFLASH!

HALT, Before You Move On... "You Want Something EVEN Quicker?" The NEW 2 Page Google Doc CASH MACHINE!

(I told yah... we don't frig about when it's YOUR "time, money, and reputation" at stake!)

Okay, back to the ABOUT ME!

• Full-length “precision-engineered” custom-made sales letters (weapons) for your product or service (that you can use, again, and again, and again. A 24/7 high-converting money machine)
• Laser-focused ideas that'll grab your customers by the balls (eyeballs)
• Drive home vital punchy selling points that your customers WILL find irresistible.
• Golden nuggets of highly persuasive language will force prospects to willingly eat from the palm of your hands.
• Uncover your product’s most potent benefits. (making your business stand out like a beacon of light in a force 10 Gail)
• Avoid common mistakes made by most “copywriters” (these will kill sales in a heartbeat).
• I’ll drop powerful “NLP” bombs into the language, eliminating buying resistance so your customers will start DEMANDING ownership of your product/service (before it's even mentioned)
• No “alarm bells” going off inside your customers’ heads. Of insincerity or hype - OVER promising things that are off the radar unbelievable.

And much, Much MORE…
but before I reveal these powerful ingredients, here’s something you might not know (to bring you up to date).

Let's get ready to rumble...

A Champion To Cheer For!

Listen...

Humanity and War have been bonded like industrial-grade STICK2 (super glue).

And, when the heat got too much - the original trial was born - a contest to duel - a fight to the death!

The top dog being crowned righteous - not only for winning but because (as they’d thought back then) divine powers had stepped in, showering them with the virtues of integrity & honor (I kid you not).

These “clash of arms” or trials were methods for settling disputes between the “King’s” subjects.

Ultimately…

Each side invited a champion to their cause - the king or his lords fielding the most ruthless mercenaries, but sadly... those who challenged these highly trained, sadistic killers, rarely succeeded beyond their first bout.

So…

As civilization progressed, the warriors in the king’s court were replaced by more gentile representatives - today known as trial lawyers (copywriters or anyone else wanting a verbal dust-up).

And the same historical drama is in place to this day.
Trial lawyers, copywriters, politicians, etc., now battle with words, not swords, to subdue opponents to be crowned victorious.

But, we don't play the convincy - twisty arm game anymore. There's a better, calmer, and more ethical way!

So, the question is... what do you have to do to find your ideal Champion?

Well...

The Trick is Knowing Where To Start

Firstly, there’s the stress of trapping yourself with someone who makes things worse instead of better (It can be a cruel world)

Then comes the nail-biting - when you’re wasting valuable time hiring and firing people NOT up to task. You’re confident you need a sword-smith, but there’s no chance you’re hiring a clueless WET.

Or would you be able to take precious time to do it yourself?
I mean…You could plug into one of those "BRAND NEW" bewitching A.I sites.

Pump in some prompts, and hey presto!
A business in a box…

(Hmm… interesting, as he takes another puff on his calabash-style pipe )

Although, there's another way - a MUCH better way.
And it’ll cart away all lingering doubt to the trash can of deletionem permanente.

Allow me to explain...

DedoHarrison Ltd

Freshly branded by those down at Companies House in the City of London. (you can still whiff the sweet smell of ink on paper), has launched out to sea.

And David (the smiley guy writing these words) is steering the ship (I told you I'd get there, psst... the about me bit).

He’s been jousting in the copywriting arena for over seven years and has fought in the halls of commerce for the last thirty years.

The beginnings of his journey...

David would sit alone in his cave, diving into the nuances of persuasive writing and direct response marketing.
(Mentored by some of the BIGGEST kahunas in the industry) he nerded out on human psychology, social engineering, and all sorts of weird shiz.

Dedo's primary goal in business is to remove the heat, sweat, and toil from the space, allowing the Ch(i)efs to focus on running their kitchens the way THEY want.

(PSST over here, I'll add some secret sauce to the mix)

And if you’re not doing cartwheels at every step, our persuasion machine will HIT the brakes -  firing up again, with the proviso all hurdles have been cleared (We love to test, Test, TEST this shit).

Listen...

Your Readers Aren’t Idiots!
They’re your mom, wife, child, friend, doctor, and "dog."

Because all the best businesses are built on trust, it would be remiss of us not to stamp our "MAXIM" on your ass!

Start before you’re ready because perfection is the enemy of progress.

The key to growing is listening.

The middle of the road is where you get squished.

And Integrity -

Because, as a very prudent man once said:

“In looking for people to hire, look for three qualities - Integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don’t have the first, the other two will kill you.”

Warren Buffet

Building A Business You Can Be Proud Of

Look at it like this - there’s one thing that blows stress levels into the red. It’s being unable to unearth the best person for your quest.

Post-pandemic, with an avalanche of worldwide bodies flooding the Internet, trying to fish out the ideal candidate is like trying to find gold—long after the rush has got up and gawn.

Everyone and their dog clamors for the entry door. Pushing and shoving, not caring who gets hurt in the skirmish.
But people are getting hurt…

Business people, honest working men, and women doing their best to succeed in their organizations - having to deal with the 80% of dullards blocking out the light.

Never has there been a time when so many are probing for opportunities to boost their finances and make their families proud.
All looking for something they can build and believe in, many reaching for an income to allow for a phenomenal life.

Don’t Get Left Behind - We’re “THE” Contenders.

So, here’s the process

• Exploratory chat to discover how best we can boost your profits and if we’re a good fit (cup of coffee stage)
• You’ll be sent a discovery brief to save time, allowing a crystal clear view of your target market and how best you can serve them.
• We’ll delve into your market and deep dive into any problems that haven’t been addressed and how to reflect that message with rhythm, pace, and some great dance moves.
• Sentiment edit to make sure the copy is true to your brand voice - making sure it persuades your reader to keep reading, helping them make the "right" decisions (no likey bad tasty in mouthy)
• Continually pointing out pain points and benefits throughout the copy
• Backing up claims with the proper argument structure addressing the customer in their syntax (talk like they do)
• Always written in a conversational, persuasive, upbeat tone. (unless a sense of melancholy is required)
• A polished final draft exactly when scheduled.
• We’ll work with you until you’re 100% satisfied!

And more special ingredients…

• Powerful methods NOT to bore your prospects to death.
• A simple tip to fine-tune your arguments, gaining credibility and trust... instantly!
• Dirty little secrets that will keep your prospects reading right to the___?
• Instill a sense of pride so your customers will rave about your offer to others.
• How a BIG idea can sometimes work against you - if you don't know this little secret
• A simple fact about social conformity that will amaze you. (You MUST know this to be able to predict the future.)
• The single most powerful way to propel your business forward - BIG time!
• A psychological trick, making it painful to walk away from your offer
• Another method that, step-by-step, forces your prospect to agree with you at every turn.
• The one simple mental trigger that uses “stacking” - making your offer impossible to resist
• A behind-the-scenes look into what REALLY goes on in your customer’s mind when you tell the “right” story.
• How to “piggyback” on a system governments use to guide their populations.

Experience The High

There are copywriters, and then there are “COPYWRITERS.” The best usually charge from $10,000 up to $50,000 per sales letter.

Mainly because of their overall marketing chops - which guarantees YOU life-changing ROIs.

Also, knowing the mechanics of the whole marketing machine - and how to focus a personalized message, motivating your audience in a chosen direction.

This is why your copywriter / Gladiator must have a big-picture perspective and be able to zone IN on the details when the time comes.

Note: compartmentalization is useful if the individual parts have no vested interest in the overall game plan (And not knowing doesn’t affect that plan).

For example, The CIA has the most extensive intelligence network on the planet, but the operatives don’t know the company’s overall objective.

And it doesn't matter...

...although, for good direct-response copywriters, we've gotta know every nuance of the marketing minefield.

So, with your new knowledge of what we can do for you...

• You’ll get TONS more value than other top brands when investing in DedoHarrison Ltd
•  It won’t matter to you if the Google King or Facebook lord changes the rules (we'll make you bullet-proof)
• You’ll have connections to a company that cares about you. (hmm, why do they all say that?)
• A tried and tested method for increasing profitability, you’ll be amazed how quickly it works (It's our secret sauce).
• You’ll discover the mind-blowing truth about direct response copywriting that will shock you.

Think of it like this…

A Sales Person That Doesn't Eat, Sleep, or Drink - Who Sells 24-7 - 7 Days a Week

Can you imagine it?

Setting out your stall - year in, year out, they SELL, SELL, SELL!
The only thing you have to do is shovel the mountains of cash into your bank account.

Yeah, but how much will that cost?

Well…
Successful business people worldwide wonder how much they’ll lose by NOT choosing the perfect investment.

It’s not as easy as you might think.
Remember…

• Toys R Us didn’t invest in the right Intelligence (and bombed)
• Blockbuster was offered to invest in Netflix for $50,000  (didn’t, and bombed).
• Remington Razors CEO rejected Velcro for a measly $25,000 (it’s now worth Billions, ouch!)
• Sinclair C5 (wow, this product was 45 years ahead of its' time and tanked because of limited market research)

Listen…

If you never leave port, there’s no way your ship's gonna come in.

Our typical fee for long-from sales letters or VSLs is $10,000. But we don't do that shiz anymore! (takes way too long).

We don't expect heat before we've placed the wood on the fireplace.

In other words...

We'll take all responsibility, using OUR time, skill, and energy (so YOU don't take ANY economic heat), before receiving our rewards

I mean...

Think about it!

You don't pin a medal on your champion BEFORE he goes off to battle?

That's just plain dumb.

Also, we'll be honored to share with the world how quality products/services like yours can upgrade people’s lives.

But, here's the caveat!

We believe a solid foundation is key to building a great relationship, so the cup of coffee stage, before we test, is vital in discovering if we'll even be a good fit.

Make sense?

So, the choice is yours...

You can either take the RED pill and stay in Kansas...

RED

Or, the BLUE pill, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...

BLUE